What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:44

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you get a girl to like you?
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
Moonraker
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”